Adventures of a Kung-Fu Monkey

retarded friend

2009-07-30T15:44:00.000-07:00

My best friend tyler is so excited about his dad getting a new car wich he is practically obssesed with.

im in califonia

2009-04-04T01:55:00.000-07:00

so i am in California right now to see my family like my brother ... and my other brother .... and my sister ...... and my mom and my sister in law ...... and also my old friend ..... oh and my step dad .... but that's really all and have drank like 7 monsters since i have been here and i have only been here for like 4 days.oh i almost forgot my nephew ...... and my niece ........ and that is it for sure.

I'm At School

2009-03-19T15:56:00.001-07:00

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Sorry about that but i am at school in pep club with my best body tyler.

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2008-06-05T11:53:00.000-07:00

a couple of weeks ago i got a new room it was my cousins old room so i am so happy.

Tyler!!!!!!

2008-04-02T20:36:00.000-07:00

So last weekend I went to my friend's house his name is tyler. We went quading it was a shifting one and i had neve driven a shifting one. I almost got crushed because there was a tree trunk and he tried to go over it but instead of going over it it went straight up in the air. It started to tip over but we both jumped off and got soaked in mud. just as it was tipping over it stopped. later it got stuck deep in a pile of mud, leaves and water. Te next day(my last day) we decided to wear a chest guard, goggles, steal toed boots, and dirt biking cloths. Later that day we found some paint cans and they were all dried up but the only one I stuck my hand in it was wet paint so anyone who goes to my school you will probably see me with a green thumb. I got to see the movie "drillbit taylor" also. after the movie we took our pictures in a photo booth they say at the top "WANTED" at the bottom it says
"$1.000.000 REWARD" then I had to go home.

inkworld

2008-02-18T22:33:00.000-08:00

So my teacher has been reading this book to us called Inkheart. So my grandma took me out to get the book so i had somthing to read on my winterbreak and so i could finish it before it became a movie next month. Now tonight I went online to find out how much Inkspell would be(the sencond book) it was the same amount as Inkheart. On the book it talks about how it has a sneak preveiw of the last book that is not out yet so i go online to find out when it comes out(it comes out in september this year) it's name is Inkdeath.

Quire Festifal

2008-02-13T21:33:00.000-08:00

yesterday I had to go to something called quire festifal for my honor quire. we had to sing GODBLESS AMERICA, SHAKE THE PAPAYA DOWN, JUST A SINGLE VOICE, and SEASONS CHANGE. a lot of the high schools, elementery schools, and middle schools were there.

Broken heart/All better

2008-02-05T20:31:00.000-08:00

A couple weeks ago my girl friend named ***** broke up with me but just today she wanted to get back together. The only reason why she broke up with me was because a girl in my class was trying to get back at her x boy freind (by telling my girl friend that I was flirting with two other girls) through me because we started to hang out together. Today I had one of her friends tell her that it was all a lie.

My Report

2008-01-22T21:20:00.000-08:00

I've been doing this powerpoint in my class on Christopher Columbus and this web site helped me alot so if your doing a report or power point on Columbus CLICK on the thiing.Christopher Columbus

Just some info.

2008-01-09T21:57:00.000-08:00

Today I found out that my teacher is going to be gone for a week(party!!!). Well so far for about 3 days i've had to write a story and it was hard. Just the other day my cousin who is in boot camp for the marines sent me a letter saying that when he was waiting in line for lunch a person spit the nastiest, biggest lougie and an officer saw him do it(your not supposed to spit) and made the person pick it up and put it in his poicket(I just thought gross).

2008-01-03T23:15:00.000-08:00

What are your favorite foods?

What is your favorite color?

Where did you grow up?

Where do you live now?

What is your screenname?

What is your first name?

What is your middle name?

What was your first job?

What is your grandmother's name?

What was your major in college?

How old will you be on your next birthday?

What is a place to which you'd like to travel?

My trip to JA.

2007-12-14T22:12:00.000-08:00

I know its been a long time but I went to somewhere called JA BizTown it was where you act like an adult for one day. In one of my other blogs I was telling everything I know about it well here is some more information on it. I only made $13.50 and I bought an alarm clock, 2 pins, 2 news papers, a pen, and a necklace for my girlfriend. We stayed there for only 6 hours and got back to school 6 minutes after school got out. When I got home me and my cousin went birthday shopping for me even though my birthday was a month and 6 days earlier.

At school

2007-11-08T17:08:00.000-08:00

Tonight I have to go back to my school for an assembly for VETERAINS DAY. All of the fith grade has to sing a bunch of songs. But my cousin is being a butt and doesn't want to come because a tv show of his is on (so selfish). Isn't he a jerk?
Is what sucks is that I have to be there at 6:30 when it starts at 7:30. I also have to learn nine different songs. Well that's it.

ME

2007-11-07T21:45:00.000-08:00

If you have noticed on my picture my mouth is red well on the other end of me (my butt) it is red there to but it looks like a smile so I told one of my cousins that I have alway liked happy endings.

THE STORY ABOUT JA BUISTOWN.

2007-11-07T21:39:00.000-08:00

This is the story about JA BUISTOWN. Only the fith grade gets to go but we all have to apply for a job or the mayer for one whole day.
At the end of the day the mayer had to give a speech on how the day went. This place is somewhere in Seatle. It is probably the size of a school gym.

MY DAY AT SCHOOL.

2007-11-07T21:26:00.000-08:00

Today my teacher gave us a page of homework that no one understood not even herself. So I said, lets just skip it but she said no. Eveybody got mad at her.
When I went home I asked if my cousin could help me and he said yes. When he looked at it he didn't know what some words ment like philanthrofy. We had to go to a dictionary on line and look it up. O yeah I forgot to tell you my cousin is also in college. We found the word and filled in the blanks on my paper but I think its still wrong but what am I going to do about it.
This paper was for a place called JA BUISTOWN but that's a different story that you will find most likely under this glog. So that's my story.

Ghosts of my House

2007-11-06T21:41:00.000-08:00

This is my first blog on haunted houses. I'm not sure if you have lived in a haunted house but I for one have lived one. It was kind of kreepy because at knight you wouldn't beable to sleep. I would always tell my mom but she would not believe me. The weirdest thing was that my mom also believed in ghosts.
The first thing was that I would hear tapping on my window but then I would open my window then I would hear it on my wall. Later I saw a blood stain that wasn't there before then it disappeared.
About a year later me and my friend looked in my crawl space and saw a cofin. So we showed my mom and dad but they only saw a bunch of camping stuff so we showed my other friends and they saw a cofin. So it might show up at the adress ............ (sorry but its personal).
The last thing is on Christmas Eve night when I heard crash on my roof so I went into my livingroom and saw a floating cookie being eaten. So from that day on I believe in Santa Clause.
The next Halloween I saw the floating hand tapping on my wall and the blood stain was a ghost shooting another ghost. I never did find out why the cookie was floating and being eaten.